| What is your Inner Animal Spirit? |
[Aug. 19th, 2007|10:17 am] |
What is your Inner Animal Spirit?
YOU ARE A UNICORN! You are a truly rare and unusual person. You strive for the best and will accept nothing less from life. This holds true for those you love as well, and you are always looking for that special someone with whom you can share your life. All you really want is to love and be loved in return. You have a truly good and noble spirit and don't seek to harm anyone. You are rather innocent about the nasty ways of the world and cannot understand why there must be so much strife. However, don't let your innocence serve as a barrier between yourself and others - there is much for you to learn in the world, so don't close yourself off to it. Now that you know what your inner animal spirit is, let me show you something else....
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[Nov. 14th, 2006|06:18 pm] |
Obituary:
'The Sad Passing of Common Sense'
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.
Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they themselves failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Paracetamol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realise that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm A Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realised he was gone.
"Live Well, Laugh Often, Love Much and Learn" |
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[Aug. 31st, 2006|07:06 am] |
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TODAY IS MY 22nd BIRTHDAY |
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[Aug. 28th, 2006|01:29 pm] |
My birthday is in 3 days
I will be turning 22
I wonder if i will actually have fun this year for my birthday |
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[Aug. 2nd, 2006|03:37 pm] |
I have been driving again
I still hate it
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